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The Tortoise and The Elon Musk – Rick Powers – Medium

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An Elon Musk was making fun of the Tortoise one day for being so incompetent.

“Do you ever get anywhere without a Tesla?” he asked with a mocking laugh.

“Yes,” replied the Tortoise, “and I get there sooner than you think. I’ll run you a race and prove it. Only one rule: No cocaine.”

The Elon Musk was much amused at the idea of running a race without cocaine, but for the fun of the thing he agreed. So the Grimes, who had consented to act as judge, marked the distance and started the non-coked-up entrepreneurs off.

The Elon Musk was soon far out of sight in his Tesla, and to make the Tortoise feel very deeply how ridiculous it was for him to try a race with an Elon Musk, he lay down beside the course to take a benzo nap until the Tortoise should catch up.

The Tortoise meanwhile kept going slowly but steadily, and, after a time, passed the place where the Elon Musk was sleeping. But the Elon Musk slept on in a drug-filled haze; and when at last he did wake up, the Tortoise was near the goal. The Elon Musk now drove his swiftest, but he could not overtake the Tortoise in time.

The moral of the story:

The Elon Musk may have performed some recent activity that lends itself to humorous commentary. You should download this funny game we made about him and Silicon Valley called Bubble Pop.

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This is a production of Maybe Capital, the most powerful venture capital firm in Silicon Valley. Please consult the founder, Rick Powers through his EAA at [email protected] with any questions.

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